The Daily Thing – Day Twelve (Emma’s a tube)

Emma (real name Tenille Daschsuhin, born at some point in the 1980s) is a professional wrestler of Australian descent, currently signed with World Wrestling Entertainment. 

UPDATE. Emma (real name Tenille DaBomb.com, born in a hospital) is a professional wrestler from Australia, who used to work with World Wrestling Entertainment, before inexplicably stealing a stupit Ipad case and some Rye Bread outta Walmart, and being relieved of her position for being stupit.

THIS JUST IN. Emma (real name Terry Bollea) is a part-time bubble blower, currently signed with The World Wrestling Federation, after they decided they were being awfy harsh in releasing her before.

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The Daily Thing – Day Eleven (ICW Fear and Loathing 6 Review)

Aye so, I’m cheating the day. I’ve wrote a lot over the past few weeks, and I cannae be fucked arsed the day. Was going to watch the show Progress put up and review that, but I’ve decided to do that for tomorrows thing instead, cause I’ve designated this day do half hourly masturbation, and putting 15 different flavours of crisps in a bowl so that every handful I scoop up is a TASTE EXPLOSION.

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The Davey Thing – Episode Tres (Midcard Belts, Bo Dallas, Good News)

Editors Note – I was asked…no, I’ll rephrase that, I was ORDERED to accompany this piece with various candid shirtless snaps of Davey with a replica Intercontinental Title belt. I will not be doing this, because Snapmare Necks isnae a fuckin scudbook. We’re a tasteful site, aside from all the swearing, references to death, references to lewd sexual acts, references to weird bondagey shit, a few begging letters from me to Lana, asking if she’ll bite my earlobe aff and spit it at me, and well…ye get the picture, but one thing we do NOT do is nudity. So Davey mate……see this middle finger? Naw well, of course ye cannae, but ye can SWIVEL OAN IT ANYWAY. 

Enjoy Daveys latest thing though. I will be undermining him in italics as usual.

I love the Intercontinental Championship. I love the belt, the way it looks, I love the wrestlers that have held it, I love a lot of the matches that were held for it. But it’s a fuckin piece a shite now. A silly wee toy belt for Kofi Kingston tae hand oot tae other wrestlers who will in turn accomplish nuhin. In ma heid they can give world title tae aw the big guys that look good and sell merch, but the IC belts the REAL yin. The wrestlers belt. The one that cunts on the cusp of main event status feud for. Why not create an IC scene wae Ziggler, Barrett, Sandow, Fandango, Del Rio, Cesaro aw havin storylines and rivalries and generally giein a fuck about it? Why not have a ladder match for it? Steel Cages?With the WH belt absorbed intae the WWE one, the IC belt should have took it’s place as an almost main event.

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