Pride Wrestling – We Love It When A Plan Comes Together Review

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An Interview With Kid Fite

"Oh I just cant wait to be kiiiiiiiiid (fite)"

“Oh I just cant wait to be kiiiiiiiiid (fite)”

“Don’t ask him about his baws….naw….don’t….that’s weird, he’ll no dae the interview if its just baw questions….don’t even ask about anything spherical, he’ll smell the subtext from a mile away..fuckin….ARGHHH” That was my inner monologue as I was jotting down question ideas for Fito, but luckily for me there’s a lot of interesting facets to his personality, that 12 questions still remained after I took the 43 baw ones out. Kid Fite is not just a pair of baws ye see. He’s a cracking wrestler, one of the top promoters in the country with PBW, an actor (If you’ve seen Filth, you’ve seen his arse) and he trains the next generation of snap suplexing stoaters with the PBW academy. A fuckin grafter. A talented one at that. So we chatted about his rivals. We chatted about who he sees potential in. We chatted about ICW, PBW and some other things wae W’s in. We chatted about any potential beef he might have with those two bit haddies over at Source (I jest of course, dont tell Damo pls) and all of that is right down below for your reading pleasure. Its an interview with Fito. A Scottish Wrestling superpower, with the best snap suplex in the fuckin game. Enjoy! Continue reading

Pride – We Love It When A Plan Comes Together Preview

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Pride will welcome the first band of post independence war criminals to its venue in Bridgeton on Saturday, as the infidels filter in to hide from the protectors of the realm and probably watch some wrestling tae I suppose. That’s what we are now eh? War criminals. The marginalised minority, but what’s that got to do with wrestling I hear you ask? Well….fuck all really. I thought it would act as a catchy topical hook, before we explain how brilliant PRIDE will be on Saturday, and how you should all go there and enjoy it with yer eyes, ears and any other senses you fancy engaging with. Did it work? Did it draw ye in? The nation was divided by all that referendum patter, but do you know what unites us all? Wrestling. Well…it unites all the wrestling fans anyway, and pop culture references always make for top class wrestling show names, so of course, calling it “We Love It When A Plan Comes Together” was a smart move. Now the conspiracists are asking “was the plan a ‘no’ vote all along?” but they need tae shut the fuck up and think about….

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NXT Takeover Review (by Connie Williams)

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MATE. When a sentence begins with the word make in capitals it means its time to listen or in this case READ. Did you or didn’t you watch NXT Takeover 2? You did? GOOD. If you didn’t then all I can do is sympathise. Sympathise and advise you to watch the show. Continue reading